Tuesday, August 7, 2012

vps 'breaking faking' views


आज लन्दन ओलिम्पिक्स में भारत के एक स्पर्धी द्वारा तीन-कूद (triple jump) प्रतियोगिता में.. अपने तीनों चांस में फाउल करने के बाद.. एवं बाकी स्पर्धाओं में भी भारत के न्यूनतम अथवा अत्यंत निराशाजनक प्रदर्शन के बाद.. तथा..

भारतीय वैज्ञानिकों के नवीनतम शोध के तर्कानुसार.. ब-खेल मंत्रालय अगले ओलिंपिक्स में कुछ इस तरह स्वर्ण पदक जीतने की योजना बनाने में डूबा हुआ है --> :P

(a) High Jump --> Grasshoppers
(b) Long Jump --< Deer.. uske peechhe 'below poverty Lion'
(c) Triple Jump --~# Frogs
(d) Gymnastics --* Baba Namdev
(e) Pole Vaulting -~- local नट
(f) 100 m sprint --< Indian street dogs v/s Bolt, Blake, Gatlin, Powell
(g) Discus n Hammer Throw --> gali kancha players
(h) Triathlon, Steeplechase, Hurdle races --> tyre tuk-tuk kiddies
(i) all Relay competitions --> Ants and Honeybees
(j) Swimming --< Fish
(k) Archery (ek teer se kayi nishaane) --> all Indigeniouses

Some newly introduced 'India Excelling' fields (among Cricket) on 'dhamki' request by BCCI and personally 'spoken' for by PM MMS -->
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(i) Political Scams --< Shoonya Gandhi, Sharad Faraar among others
(ii) Bebaaki ('bakwaas' (ka) competition) --> Kapil Chappal, Pigvijay King, etc.
(iii) Bhookh pratiyogita (anshan) --> Team Anna
(iv) Most Gold --< Bappi Lahiri (jewellery) against Michael Phelps (medals)
(v) Hockey team will get replaced by Gilli-Danda team
(vi) Talks competition --< Indo-Pak Kashmir talks v/s Whole world
(vii) Paparazzi --> 'kamini' Indian media v/s 'mahaan' India TV :P
(viii) Kite flying --< Bollywood celebs
(ix) 'Yenna Rascala, Mind It' chill-thrills <==> none other than 'chitti' Rajinikanth
(x) God too plays sports -- Sachin Tendulkar, Dhyanchand's 'pareshan' bhoot
(xi) Truth n Dare --> Sach ka Samna n SmJ teams
(xii) Reality Shows --< all ghatiya reality shows, including MTV India's all bakwaas ones too
(xiii) Saas v/s Bahu v/s family members --< all daily soaps' characters, mainly Ekta Kapoor ones
(xiv) Vulgarity limits --< Advertising campaigns, plus, music videos n movies alongwid item nos.

......... अब चूंकि भारतीयों को फालतू के 'दिवस' मनाने की बहुत आदत हो गई है.. 14 अंक से आगे जाना ही पड़ेगा......... last but not d least.. baap of all

(xv) Lootmaar --< Congress govt. leaders, special mention to Kalmadi, Kanimozhi, Lalit Modi.... v/s all other world-class thieves

P.S. -- original creative work by.. vps - d warrior.. pun intended in d post above

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