Friday, December 6, 2013

Once upon a time... there was a stubble

Once upon a time there used to live a hunky-dory couple on Earth. The hunkiness of the male and the beauty of the female was revered even by the flora-fauna of the jungle. As they stepped into adulthood, they started exhibiting changes emotional as well as physical. The face of the male got hairy, while the female resembled a cute fairy.

But there was one problem - once the beard started growing, there was no way for Him to revert to his previous looks as the idea of shaving wasn't in practice. The absence of male's earlier hunkiness gradually led to female's grumpiness in character.

Then it happened that they came across a hunter-gatherer society across the hills. While He observed the party, the female got attracted towards another male drinking from a stream. They struck a chord. The male, certainly aware that the stream boy looked much handsome than his own image in water, left in frustration, went straight to the hunter-gatherer pack, and inquired about their clear face secrets.

There he learned the method of shaving using sharpened stones. High in confidence, now, he went to his earlier playmate. And His clean shaven look bowled her overHappy with his new sexier looks, they reconciled and lived happily ever after.

But the one lesson He learnt was to never let grow his stubble thereon. He also made some experimental changes into the technique of getting rid of facial hair more evenly and smoothly, thereby inventing world's 1st razor, thus developing the art of clean-shaving on Earth. I feel proud to be a descendant of world's first inventor, and we are now propagating this gracious art into the universe further.

Year 2345
Star Alpha Centaury
Galaxy Milky Way
Earthling VPS 'हितैषी' signing out

Moral: Men should never take women for granted, when it comes to unhygienic stubble.

Moreover, I would like to tag my friends Ankita Singhal, Sarika Patkotwar, Sahil Mahajan, Rohit Rajput in this post.

P.S. -- This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

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